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Hello, my name is Paul, affectionately known as Cousinpaulie. I am a blood relative of this sites creator Neil Barton. I have been invited by him to share my sometimes-warped sense of the world with all his readers. I have found over the years that there is no gray area with me, either you love me, or hate me.

I will be bringing with me to this site a wealth of knowledge on hundreds of useless facts, and years of experience in wasting time.

I hope that you find my posts informative, enjoyable, and funny.