.| UrbanNerd |.

What goes together better than silicone and video-game trade shows? Peas and carrots? Well I don’t particularly like peas or carrots, so no. Beer and football? Only when the game’s worth watching. Coffee and cigarettes? Fries and ketchup? Bangers and mash? It’s assholes that like to look at nude girls, but apparently my opinion carries less weight than a pea sized version of my brain .They announced it will be establishing rules that will exile from the video game trade show and will enforce a stiff $5,000 penalty for disobedience. The handbook from the Entertainment Software Association, the show’s promoter, says: “Material, including live models, conduct that is sexually explicit and/or sexually provocative, including but not limited to nudity, partial nudity and bathing suit bottoms, are prohibited on the show floor, all common areas, and at any access points to the show.”

So no more overexcited gamers wiping the steam off their glasses to get a better look at a silicone-enhanced vixen dressed as a Final Fantasy femme fatale. And your girlfriends won’t have to think about you just being a dickhead anymore either. All in all, I’d say it’s a plus .