Keira Knightley succeeds Kate Moss in ads

Apr 27th, 2006 Posted in personal, press, urban | no comment »

kira, yummy!

NEW YORK - Chanel has selected “Pride & Prejudice” star Keira Knightley as the new face of its Coco Mademoiselle fragrance. The 21-year-old actress will appear in Chanel ads beginning in 2007, the company announced Wednesday.

Knightley succeeds Kate Moss, whose contract expired last October. The 32-year-old British supermodel had starred in the Coco Mademoiselle ads since 2002.

Moss lost several high-profile modeling contracts last year after a tabloid published pictures of her allegedly using cocaine in a west London music studio.

“Keira Knightley is a bright, young actress who has already made her mark in a diverse portfolio of films, including her Oscar-nominated performance in `Pride & Prejudice,’” said Chanel artistic director Jacques Helleu in a statement.

He also said Knightley’s elegance, beauty and modernity parallel some of the brand’s other previous famous faces, including Catherine Deneuve and Nicole Kidman, who represented Chanel No. 5.

“(I am) really proud to have been asked to work with such an iconic house as Chanel, and thrilled to follow the extraordinary women who have been associated with it before,” Knightley said in a statement.

Knightley’s upcoming films include “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest,” which is set for release this summer.

English language hits 1 billion words

Apr 27th, 2006 Posted in nerd culture, press, urban | no comment »

LONDON - A massive language research database responsible for bringing words such as “podcast” and “celebutante” to the pages of the Oxford dictionaries has officially hit a total of 1 billion words, researchers said Wednesday.

Drawing on sources such as weblogs, chatrooms, newspapers, magazines and fiction, the Oxford English Corpus spots emerging trends in language usage to help guide lexicographers when composing the most recent editions of dictionaries.

The press publishes the Oxford English Dictionary, considered the most comprehensive dictionary of the language, which in its most recent August 2005 edition added words such as “supersize,” “wiki” and “retail politics” to its pages.

Oxford University Press lexicographer Catherine Soanes said the database is not a collection of 1 billion different words, but of sentences and other examples of the usage and spelling.

“The corpus is purely 21st century English,” said Judy Pearsall, publishing manager of English dictionaries. “You’re looking at current English and seeing what’s happening right now. That’s language at the cutting edge.”

As hybrid words such as “geek-chic,” “inner-child” or “gabfest” increase in usage, Pearsall said part of the research project’s goal is to identify words that have lasting power.

“English gets really creative, really fun. What we’re putting in dictionaries is words that will stick around,” she said.

Launched in January 2000, the Oxford English Corpus is part of the world’s largest-funded language research project, costing $90,000-$107,000 per year.

It has helped identify how the spellings of common phrases have changed, such as “fazed by” to “phased by” or “free rein” to “free reign.”

“Buck naked” increasingly has evolved to “butt naked.”

The corpus collects evidence from all the places where English is spoken, whether from North America, Britain, the Caribbean, Australia or India, to reflect the most current and common usage of the English language.

Oxford Corpus, http://www.askoxford.com/oec

Copperfield Works Magic on Bad Guys

Apr 27th, 2006 Posted in humor, weird news | no comment »

David Copperfield has added a new trick to his repertoire: faking out robbers.

Despite being possessed of a “large amount of cash,” the illusionist showed nothing but empty pockets to armed gunmen who targeted him and two female companions Sunday night in West Palm Beach, Florida, police said.

In the Palm Beach Post, Copperfield called his sleight of hand bit “reverse pickpocketing.”

Nifty or no, authorities recommend that viewers shouldn’t try Copperfield’s stunt at home. “Usually, the protocol is to give ‘em what you got, and not play games with them,” West Palm Beach Police spokesman Ted White said Wednesday.

Copperfield’s companions, meanwhile, did as told. The women, identified in the Post as the entertainer’s assistants, handed over cash (both U.S. dollars and Euros), keys, plane tickets, a cell phone and a passport, the police report said. The 911 emergency call placed by Cathy Daly, one of the assistants, indicated the purloined passport belonged to Copperfield.

No one was injured in the incident, which occurred about 11:30 p.m. Sunday near Kravis Center, where Copperfield had played six shows over the weekend.

Copperfield and the women were walking when four young men, two of them wielding guns, jumped out of a 2000 Chevrolet Malibu and confronted the group, the police report said.

“I had a gun pointed at my head from six inches away,” Copperfield said in the Post.

An 18-year-old man and three unidentified teenage boys were arrested for the shakedown within minutes. All were booked on suspicion of armed robbery. It was believed the four remained in custody Wednesday.

Copperfield, 49, and referred to exclusively in the police report as David Kotkin, his given name, has not missed a tour date since the unscripted drama. He is scheduled to take the stage Wednesday night in Orlando.

Arguably best known for making the Statue of Liberty disappear, at least for the purposes of a TV special, Copperfield is also noted for making fiancee Claudia Schiffer disappear. (The magician and the model ended their lengthy engagement in 1999.)

NY/Metro Area Sci-Fi/Horror Conventions

Apr 26th, 2006 Posted in nerd culture, personal, sci-fi | no comment »

Check’em out, and Enjoy!

28-Jul-06 - “ELF” LOTR Convention
29-Sep-06 - Fangoria’s W’knd Horrors
3-Nov-06 - Official Stargate SG-1 Con
10-Nov-06 - Star Trek 40th Anniversary

Jagr returns, but Devils blank Rangers for 3-0 series lead

Apr 26th, 2006 Posted in personal, sports | no comment »

NEW YORK (AP) — Martin Brodeur made the heads of the New York Rangers sag as low as Jaromir Jagr’s achy shoulder.

The goaltender’s job got a lot easier when Patrik Elias wrecked the long-awaited playoff party at Madison Square Garden just over a minute into the game.

Brodeur stopped 25 shots in his 21st career playoff shutout and Elias had a goal and assist within the first nine minutes to lift the Devils to a 3-0 victory Wednesday night that pushed Jagr and the Rangers to the brink of playoff elimination.

Elias set up Jamie Langenbrunner 68 seconds after the opening faceoff and then scored his third goal of the series eight minutes later. Brodeur did the rest in shutting down an already struggling Rangers offense.

The return of the injured Jagr didn’t help at all, and the Devils won their 14th straight game.

“He is a tremendous hockey player so you’ve got to know if he is going to play or not,” said Brodeur, who is two shutouts behind Patrick Roy for the NHL career record. “Regardless of him being there 100 percent or not there, it doesn’t change the approach of our game.”

New Jersey took advantage of New York’s deficient special teams in winning the opening two games of the series and then built a commanding 3-0 lead in the best-of-seven matchup by scoring three goals at even strength.

Not even the unexpected return of Jagr, who is battling a left shoulder injury, could spark the Rangers in their first home playoff game in nine years. Petr Sykora came the closest to scoring but he hit the post — for the second straight game — when facing an open net in the second period.

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Jagr sat out Game 2 after he was hurt late in the opening loss at New Jersey and said it would take a miracle for him to be ready to play Wednesday. Mission accomplished, but that was nothing compared to what the Rangers will need to rally in this series.

Scoring Summary
1ST PERIOD NJD NYR
1:08 Jamie Langenbrunner
Assists: Patrik Elias, Brian Rafalski 1 0
9:20 Patrik Elias
Assists: Jamie Langenbrunner, David Hale 2 0
2ND PERIOD NJD NYR
2:48 Zach Parise
Assists: Brian Gionta, Scott Gomez 3 0
3RD PERIOD NJD NYR
No scoring this period 3 0

Arena: Madison Square Garden
Location: New York, New York
Referees: Tim Peel, Don VanMassenhoven
Linesmen: Scott Driscoll, Thor Nelson

School sends kids to closed amusement park

Apr 26th, 2006 Posted in humor, weird news | no comment »

RENO, Nev. - Four bus loads of students from O’Brien Middle School made the four-hour trip to Six Flags Marine World in Vallejo, Calif., only to find the amusement park’s gates locked Monday. The school-sponsored trip was supposed to reward top students.

“It was pretty much a fiasco,” said Washoe County School District spokesman Steve Mulvenon. “They ended up wasting a day that those kids could have better spent in class or doing what they were going to do at the park.”

School officials said the $50 fee will be refunded, and the tour company that arranged the trip has agreed to pay for the next one. “The tour company neglected to check the schedule,” Mulvenon said.

“It is just a bummer for the kids,” said parent Jeff Wood. “Now, they will have to wait another month to go and a lot of the kids might not be able to go then.”

Principal Scott Grange said the school was even given printed tickets with Monday’s date on them.

“But shame on us for not checking,” he said.

Madden’s hat trick helps Devils put Rangers in 0-2 hole

Apr 25th, 2006 Posted in personal, sports | no comment »

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) — John Madden was on his feet in the penalty box, anxiously waiting to spring back onto the ice.

The New Jersey Devils were still shorthanded, and that is Madden’s favorite time to strike.

Madden tied an NHL playoff record with two man-down goals as part of his first postseason hat trick and led New Jersey to a 4-1 victory Monday night over the New York Rangers, who played without leading scorer Jaromir Jagr, defenseman Darius Kasparaitis and goalie Henrik Lundqvist.

“I was pretty much up for the last 40 seconds,” Madden said of the long two-man advantage the Rangers enjoyed late in the second period.

The Devils killed most of it off, and then Madden delivered a demoralizing blow by converting moments after New York’s Petr Sykora hit the post.

“I can’t say enough how good of a job they did whether we score a goal or not,” Madden said.

The Devils won the first two games of the first-round best-of-seven matchup on home ice and will carry a 2-0 advantage — one they’ve never squandered — into Game 3 at New York on Wednesday.

Jagr, the NHL’s second-leading scorer, was forced to miss his first game of the season because of a shoulder injury sustained in New York’s opening 6-1 loss on Saturday. The Rangers were also missing Kasparaitis, who aggravated a groin injury during the pregame skate.

“He’s one of the best players in the world,” forward Steve Rucchin said of Jagr. “I don’t care what team it is in the league — you lose a guy like that it’s going to be difficult.”

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Scoring Summary
1ST PERIOD NYR NJD
7:47 John Madden (Shorthanded)
Assists: Brian Rafalski, Jay Pandolfo 0 1
14:13 Brian Gionta (Power Play)
Assists: Paul Martin, Jamie Langenbrunner 0 2
2ND PERIOD NYR NJD
19:54 John Madden (Shorthanded)
Assists: Jay Pandolfo, Paul Martin 0 3
3RD PERIOD NYR NJD
5:41 Blair Betts
Assists: Ryan Hollweg, Marek Malik 1 3
12:46 John Madden
Assists: Grant Marshall, Jay Pandolfo 1 4

Game Information
Arena: Continental Airlines Arena
Location: East Rutherford, New Jersey
Referees: Dennis LaRue, Dan Marouelli
Linesmen: Michel Cormier, Jean Morin
Attendance: 19,040 (100.0% full)

CBS Confirms Return of Opie and Anthony

Apr 24th, 2006 Posted in music, press, urban | no comment »

As if the world didn’t suck enough!

NEW YORK - CBS Radio confirmed Monday that shock jocks Greg “Opie” Hughes and Anthony Cumia will replace rocker
David Lee Roth in the morning slot that used to belong to the long-dominant Howard Stern.

Roth, one of several hosts picked to replace Stern after he moved to satellite, was fired Friday after barely three months on the air in New York, Philadelphia, Boston and four other markets.

Under the terms of an agreement between CBS and XM satellite radio, CBS will broadcast a three-hour version of the Opie and Anthony show from 6 to 9 a.m. EDT weekdays except in Cleveland, where the show will air from 3 to 6 p.m. The broadcast, which pits them against Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio, will be simulcast uncensored on XM. Opie and Anthony will continue to broadcast 9-11 a.m. exclusively for XM.

Additionally, CBS Radio stations in New York, Dallas and Philadelphia will stream the three-hour show online.

Financial terms of the agreement were not disclosed.

Opie and Anthony’s syndicated show — which carried on a long-running feud with Stern — was yanked from terrestrial radio in August 2002 after they aired a live account of listeners having sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral. They were hired by XM in 2004.

Truck Backs Over Scooterist

Apr 24th, 2006 Posted in Scooters, accidents | no comment »

The delivery truck lurched into reverse before she could scoot out of the way. She heard the beeping, she heard the yelling, but Denise Giraldo said she couldn’t turn the handlebars of her motor scooter fast enough.

The truck backed over her.

For more than 20 minutes, Giraldo, a 19-year-old UF freshman, was pinned beneath the back end of a loaded Pepsi truck late Friday morning on Union Road just before its intersection with Buckman Drive.

Witnesses said the truck sounded like it was falling apart as it hit.

Others saw blood and feared the young woman wedged between the blue Yamaha scooter and the large truck had been killed.

She was alive but badly injured and rushed by ambulance to the Shands at UF Trauma Center.

Before the ambulance arrived, about 20 students and the truck driver tried in vain to free her.

Her pelvis was shattered, some of her internal organs were damaged and her right arm was broken. Caroline Camacho, Giraldo’s mother, said doctors predict she may be in the hospital for three months.

But the green-eyed brunette still smiled from her hospital bed Saturday. Surrounded by a bright garden of get-well plants, cards and balloons in her room on the 10th floor of Shands, Giraldo said the day before seemed like the “weirdest dream.”

But it wasn’t.

“I was awake the entire time,” she said.

Before the accident, Giraldo was on her way to the infirmary for a quick visit before taking her very last American history quiz.

She was almost there when she eased “Iona,” her motor scooter, to a stop behind a Pepsi delivery truck about two blocks away from the infirmary.

A charter bus stopped at the intersection, trying to turn onto Union Road from Buckman Drive. The driver of the Pepsi truck, Byron D. Byrd, 24, backed up to make room for the bus to pass. The truck started its usual “beep, beep, beep” as Byrd put the truck into reverse.

“It was so quick,” Giraldo said.

Pepsi officials have not released a statement because the accident is still under investigation, Pepsi spokeswoman Kelly McAndrew said.

At about 11:20 a.m., witnesses began to call 911. Others tried to help right away.

“A big crowd of students were trying to lift the truck off her before fire rescue got there,” said Allen Rout, a UF employee at the scene.

Students and other witnesses had formed a ring around the back end of the truck, trying to move the vehicle enough for Giraldo to escape, Rout said. But the truck was too heavy - it was loaded with hundreds of 20-ounce bottles of Pepsi products.

Susan Mickelberry, the coordinator for information and publication in the UF financial affairs office, was filming a video for UF Preview at Century Tower when she heard the accident. She and another co-worker “just started running,” she said. Mickelberry said she saw the truck driver begin hurling bottles from the back of the truck onto the sidewalk.

“My god, that could have saved her life,” she said.

Giraldo agrees.

“The amount of pressure that came off from them taking all those bottles out was incredible,” Giraldo said from her hospital bed Saturday.

During the ordeal, Mickelberry said, Giraldo kept her cool.

“I didn’t know why I was there,” Mickelberry said. “I was terrified. But I took her hand. I asked her name. She said, ‘Denise.’ Then she said to me very calmly, ‘I think I’m losing a lot of blood.’ I was so amazed how calm she was.”

On Saturday, Giraldo gave a reason for her calm: “Inner peace,” she said.

Giraldo even tried to single-handedly help herself. She raised her left arm to demonstrate.

“With this hand,” she said, “(I) was holding up the truck. I guess that was good because it provided stability.”

But Giraldo was still locked to the pavement as the sun moved directly over her.

“The sun at 12 o’clock was hitting me pretty good,” Giraldo said. “But then this paramedic guy stood in front of me, and that was pretty amazing.”

Gainesville Fire Rescue responded to the scene about 10 or 15 minutes after the accident, Mickelberry said. Once there, they raised the truck with special air bags and freed her within minutes, said Gainesville Fire Rescue spokesman Paul Kincaid.

As the firefighters slid Giraldo out from under the truck, the crowd of more than 50 onlookers cheered.

It was mid-afternoon Friday when Giraldo’s parents received a call from the University Police, and they drove from West Palm Beach.

“It was crazy - I thought she was dead,” Comacho said Saturday from her daughter’s bedside in Gainesville.

And on Saturday, family and friends surrounded the bedside where Giraldo was resting and keeping a sense of humor.

“The first thing she said to me was, ‘Don’t laugh at me,’ when she was coming out of ICU,” said UF student Mariana Gardinala, a friend of Giraldo.

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Gas Prices Get Local Grandma Onto A Scooter

Apr 21st, 2006 Posted in Scooters | no comment »


(WCCO) When Betty Bartlett turned 57 years old this week, she decided to celebrate, by doing something good for the environment.

“People I work with just think I’m crazy,” said Bartlett.

This Coon Rapids, Minn. grandma picked up her brand new Yamaha scooter. She’s been following the growing energy dilemma in the county … and knew she could make a difference.

“I’m trying to do something to cut back,” she said.

Her new scooter gets 70 miles-to-the-gallon, and she’s not alone in turning to alternatives ways to get around. Bartlett’s riding on the front end of an exploding trend.

Normally during the spring season, motorcycles typically get all the interest at Hitching Post in Coon Rapids. But last week, scooters made up 38 percent of the stores business.

“They’re getting on something they can get on and go and not have to worry about the gas prices,” said Eric Fedje, Hitching Post Sales Manager.

Bartlett said the choice was simple.

“If everybody does something to cut down, if they evaluate their lifestyles, and look for a way to conserve: change, make some small changes, it really would make a big effect I think,” Bartlett said.

She’s keeping her car, but Bartlett also said she’ll still need that to haul around her three grandchildren.

She had to get a motorcycle endorsement to ride the scooter on the road. It’s not legal to drive on the interstate, but she can ride it on many other state highways.

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