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Penn State Coach hires attorney connected to the Sandusky pedo case… and joke writes itself

Nov 14th, 2011 Posted in entertainment, humor, sports | Comments Off

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves…

Last week when the Jerry Sandusky story broke, we learned that his autobiography is ACTUALLY named…

Touched: The Jerry Sandusky story

but wait it gets BETTER!!!

Today… and I am literally giggling while I write this, we learn that assistant Penn State football coach Mike McQueary has retained the Harrisburg law firm… wait for it…

Strokoff and Cowden.

I * KID * YOU * NOT

I “virually” want to buy… nothing

Nov 9th, 2011 Posted in games, nerd culture, press, technology | one comment »

Zynga is a company that makes money by selling nothing. Or, to be fair, by selling imaginary things, like tractors that plow farms on Facebook.

A “virtual good” is the term of art for an industry that minted $9 billion last year alone. Zynga is America’s first virtual goods company to file an initial public offering. The IPO is expected to go through before Thanksgiving and will test whether the company’s modern day alchemy — turning virtual goods into real money — is a game-changer for the gaming industry.

Misiek Piskorski is a professor at Harvard Business School. His job: to play and study popular online games like Cityville by Zynga.

“I forgot to come back to my city, so some of my plants have withered away,” Piskorski explains as he plays the game on Facebook. “My friends actually have been kind enough to come back and unwither some of my plants.”

Piskorski harvests his virtual crop and sells to a local grocer. Not for cash — at least, not the green, folding type. His money, like his goods, is virtual.

But for 5 percent of Zynga’s 200 million monthly users, that’s not the case. They buy a special currency to get ahead in the game, without relying on friends for help.

Or, Piskorski explains, they use the virtual money to buy luxury condos, yachts — goods that don’t have a use per se, but are “just really beautiful to look at.”

Zynga raked in $1 billion this last year, in sales of virtual tractors that plow virtual farms, or avatars that embody gamers’ Web personas.

Lady Gaga released her album “Born This Way” on Farmville in May 2011.

Tierra Cates, 19, sells Zynga currency at a CVS in Washington, D.C. She points to a shelf lined with pre-paid cards for Starbucks, Loews theaters and other businesses. One card has a goofy duck waddling up a pasture. It’s for Farmville, Zynga’s original mega-hit.

“I’ve seen kids come in with their parents and cry for these cards,” Cates says. “My dad does it, too. And I think it’s like, ridiculous.”

Traditional video games make you pay up front. Zynga inverted the model: play for free. And, once you’re hooked, pay to get ahead.

Revenue from virtual goods has helped Zynga kick the addiction to ad revenue — the curse of online businesses. The ads it does feature enhance the game. American Express sponsors blue virtual windmills that help grow crops. Lady Gaga sexed up the scene by releasing her album Born This Way on Gagaville.

Zynga officials declined an interview because, they said, they’re in a “quiet period” required by the Securities and Exchange Commission before the IPO.

Eric Ries, author of The New York Times bestseller The Lean Start Up, is a Zynga fan. To be more precise, he’s a defender of virtual goods. For skeptics who think virtual goods aren’t real, he has this retort: “I don’t think that you’re using the word ‘real’ correctly.”

Fashionistas spend $2,000 on a Prada handbag. Gamers spend $20 on an imaginary tractor or avatar or sword. It’s the same, Ries says, except “the virtual objects are all tied to the specific environment in which they were developed.” A sword purchased in the game World of Warcraft can’t be taken into the real world, or into other games.

Sam Hamadeh, CEO of PrivCo, sifts through the financial data of private corporations and isn’t so sure that virtual goods sales are anything more than a fad. Yet he estimates Zynga is worth $5 billion. Others say $20 billion.

Why College Sports Have Been Proven Dangerous Today

Nov 7th, 2011 Posted in entertainment, politics, sports | one comment »

Today we learned that it’s more important to win a college football game than it is to bring a known child abuser to justice.

Let that sink in for a second.

Today we learned that the Penn State Athletics department covered up for a child abuser. Two men are to be indicted for knowing that one of their own was actively abusing children. Not just any children, but the neediest of children, in a foundation he had set up that was supposed to protect them.

We have reached a point where it is more important to “win” and protect those who help you win, rather than protect children.

For years, I had always been dubious of college athletics and the benefit they have for schools. How could it be possible for an athlete to get a full ride, when perhaps the next great scientist could have gotten that ride instead? The stories we have heard about college professors being under pressure to pass star athletes and look the other way. Stories of students receiving gifts in various and creative hush hush ways to avoid the “oversight” of the NCAA.

Now we can see the true extent of how dangerous college athletics are. Now, all of the naysayers who defend college athletic programs as they drain their schools of money, as they ignore the nerds on campus and reward jocks should hang their heads in shame. Shame on you for being part of the problem.

Maybe now, it should dawn on people that college athletics has to change. But, it will not. Like all scandals in the NCAA, this one will fade out of memory as the fictional myth of a national title become “important again”.

The sad thing is that I am sure there is more than one fan who might actually be thinking to himself right now (without ever saying it out loud)”yeah… if we could the national championship, I’d be okay with that.”

“We’re a culture, Not a costume” meme

Oct 27th, 2011 Posted in entertainment, politics | Comments Off

So… some overly sensitive PC police created this “campaign” to alert anyone thinking of buying a costume that you could be insulting someone by doing so. Who am I going to insult? The bombing people culture?! I think this is hilarious actually. The PC-police state that continues to grow in America every day never ceases to amaze me. Maybe it’s just me, but I appreciate offensive humor.

Someone might say “well that is because you are white” and I would say NO, douchebag, that is because I have a sense of humor. In fact, I never understood the big hubbub over mascots. Naming a team the redskins isn’t offensive. It’s in good fun. You might say “why not name a team the Guineas?” and I would reply to you (being half Italian) that I would find that hilarious, and would root for that team double hard if they were from my home state of New Jersey!

That is why the Internet has struck back and made a “meme” of this campaign. Parodying it with all sorts of characters… my favorite:

So Far Gone

Oct 26th, 2011 Posted in entertainment | Comments Off

I used to like Lindsay Lohan, I really did. Parent Trap? Fantastic. Mean Girls? Epic. Then began that awful downward spiral, Perez Hilton trashing on her, endless court appearances, and now she’s a tragic train wreck. And, what does any once-classy lady do when she’s hit rock bottom? Why, Playboy, obviously. And what’s the best bit? Her mom (obviously) weighed in on the whole affair:

According to X17, the Lohan matriarch told the website of Lindsay’s latest career move, “The photo shoot went well.”

Lohan wasn’t alone on set, however. As always, the eldest Lohan sibling was busy setting a great example for her younger sis, Ali. The duo was spotted arriving at a massive Beverly Hillls mansion together on Monday where the shoot took place.

Tragic. Looks like I need to find a new trainw–, erg, idol.

#OM– Enjoy

Oct 20th, 2011 Posted in entertainment, movies | Comments Off
So, I find it is fitting that not only is this my first post, but it’s for something ever-so-nerdy.
(Maybe this will win me back major karmic brownie points for my “Trekkie” faux-pas on the show)

Nude what? I think things are getting way retarded!

Oct 20th, 2011 Posted in games, press, technology | Comments Off

I was looking thru a few different sites and came across this.  NUDE GAMING? I have said it before… but NOW I have seen it all.  LOL

I am a fan of nakedness… especially of the female kind, but this is way out there.  I mean… is that a joystick or are you just happy to see me?

NY Comic Con Pics!!

Oct 18th, 2011 Posted in comics, nerd culture, none, personal, press, sci-fi | Comments Off

As promised!  Here are a few pics from the New York Comicbook Convention.

 

Kirk Cameron always has the best birthday parties

Oct 14th, 2011 Posted in entertainment | Comments Off


from FILMDRUNK: We don’t know much about this picture of Kirk Cameron, other than that it came from the Twitter of Christian video blogger Lane Chaplin, accompanied by the message “Happy Birthday, Kirk Cameron!”

Let’s infer that it’s Kirk Cameron, probably at his production offices, celebrating his birthday with Subway, the most Jesus-y of sandwiches. OOOH, AND CAN I GET EXTRA DRESSING TOO?? YAAAAAAY! I’M GONNA DIP IT IN ZESTY ITALIAN! THANKS HEAVENLY FATHER, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

The Zombies are coming! The Zombies are coming!!

Oct 14th, 2011 Posted in nerd culture, none, personal, press, sci-fi, tv | Comments Off

On this weeks show me and Hilary got into a small discussion about ZOMBIES.  Listen, I’m a dude… shooting, smashing, blowing shit up… that’s in our genetics.  What’s better then to kill a Zombie?? They are already dead so it n0 big deal right?  Which brings me to one of my favorite shows on television, The Walking Dead.  I don’t watch much of TV anymore cause its all one-liners and extremely mind numbing.  Substance people… we as a society are looking or SUBSTANCE!  I feel this is a show that has TONS of substance.

The Walking Dead Season 2 premieres this Sunday (Oct 16th) @ 9pm on AMC.  I have posted up a link  “Ten ways to get ready for The Walking Dead”

I’ve also included a link to a sneak peek of Season 2 Episode 1… here

 

Check it out! Happy Zombie Killing!