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Omg! This is ridiculous… I wish I was a girl.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/290363252083#ht_4578wt_1256

I am going to… WalMart? really?

26 songs, 47 years, none of the words are words

Greetings… I’m back.  For all of you that remember me in 2007/2008 I was the cool guy with all the interesting things to read about.  For those who don’t… well… I don’t remember you either, so I guess we are even.

Neil has embarked on another great adventure in his life and I have been asked to come aboard to SS Jewish Guilt to bring some of my useless knowledge and witty banter.  How you all enjoy.  I will do my best.

Cheer!

This is just such a great article on nerd culture and how it influences science and technology, while at the same time science and technology influences us nerds as we grow excited about what can be for the future. For the purposes of this article it seems to me that geek & nerd are fairly interchangeable.

If you have ever played the game Half-Life then you are aware of the storyline of the bespectacled  scientist with a goatee battling aliens and creatures not of this earth. You know the nerdiness & sheer fun of not using a gun in the game, but rather a crow bar as a weapon against the aliens.

If you are a nerd or science buff then you are aware of the Large Hadron Collider. You may have read more than one alarmist comment on how the LHC will cause the end of the world, open up a rift in time, and/or a great many other evil things.

Read on, laugh and admire how awesome this is:

These people are geeks. And they are the Internet’s unofficial hall monitors.

This is not an insult; it’s a badge of honor. Geeks can help give context to the scientific community. Thanks to the Internet, scientists find themselves and their work increasingly scrutinized, absorbed and distributed by legions of geeks worldwide.

Scientists have this incredible, laser-vision approach to specific disciplines, but it takes a geek to make the less-obvious connections. Just as geeks spotted an unassuming electrical engineer in the background of a publicity photo and made a connection to the “Half-Life” character, their cultural depth is different from that of the scientists. And the geeks comfortably straddle both worlds.

It was the geeks who grasped the importance of the LHC, who knew the questions to ask about the project, and who made winking connections to all manner of science fiction, from creation of out-of-control black holes to time travel jokes to science fiction references and other video game references.

GameStation has today revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of customers, thanks to a clause it secretly added to the online terms and conditions for the official GameStation website.

Read the story here.

The Dayton Daily News: You know Charlie and Snoopy and Linus and Lucy, Rudolph and Ralphie and Frosty and Grinchy.

But do you recall the most horrible holiday films of all?

Not every Christmas movie or television special becomes an enduring classic, destined for annual repeats and holiday marathons.

In fact, many of these ill-fated attempts at Christmas cheer aren’t even available on DVD. They’ve been forgotten like misfit toys, and justly so.

Here are our picks for the 10 worst Christmas movies and TV specials. Beware — they’re pure jingle hell.

‘Santa Claus Conquers the Martians’

The Citizen Kane of bad Christmas films, this bizarre 1964 sci-fi fantasy finds Santa Claus being kidnapped by Martians to bring cheer to the children of Mars. One of the Martian kids was portrayed by a 10-year-old Pia Zadora, who “never got much taller,” according to the wisecracking crew of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Available on DVD, the MST3K version is a hilarious rip on the awful, low-budget film. “What is it?” shrieks an Earth girl being pursued at the North Pole by a Martian robot. “It’s a guy in a cardboard box with a coffee urn on his head,” replies MST3K’s Joel Robinson.

‘The Star Wars Holiday Special’

If you thought Jar Jar Binks was bad, check out this 1978 CBS holiday special spinoff of the original Star Wars film. Better yet, don’t. “This is some of the most painful television ever created,” said a review on the Web site, Oh, the Humanity! Most notable for introducing the cult character Boba Fett, this special featured the film’s cast, plus such guest stars as Harvey Korman and Bea Arthur. Carrie Fisher, deep into her hard-partying days, sang a “Life Day” carol based on the Star Wars theme. “If this isn’t an argument for getting people off drugs, I don’t know what is,” the reviewer wrote. Bootleg clips can be found online at YouTube.com.

‘Babes in Toyland’

The oft-filmed Victor Herbert operetta was translated to Cincinnati in this 1986 TV movie musical that starred Drew Barrymore, Keanu Reeves and Pat Morita. It featured “jaw-droppingly awful musical numbers,” according to eFilmCritic.com’s Collin Souter. Barrymore, who was drinking and doing drugs by age 12, played a little girl who bumps her head and wakes up in Toyland on Christmas Eve. “Historically interesting,” Souter wrote, “if only to gaze into Barrymore’s drug-addled, bloodshot eyes or to watch Keanu drive around in a pink, flowery go-cart … before singing about the joys of Ohio.”

‘Christmas Comes to Pac-Land’

This 1982 cartoon special starring Pac-Man and his family was a crass attempt to cash in on the video-game craze. It was named the second worst holiday programming ever, after the Star Wars fiasco, in Television Without Pity’s 752 Things We Love to Hate (and Hate to Love) About TV. “This holiday special’s across-the-board suckitude remains seared into our memories like a brand,” the authors wrote. Trying to capitalize on Pac-Man fever is one thing, they noted, but not when the poorly animated characters look nothing like the original. “How hard is it to animate a circle with a pie piece cut out of it?”

‘Jack Frost’

Michael Keaton, as a mediocre blues singer who neglects his son, is killed in a car crash on Christmas Eve. How’s that for a cheery premise? But wait, it gets better. Keaton’s character, named Jack Frost, is reincarnated a year later as his son Charlie’s snowman. He attempts to make up for lost time with Charlie, which allows the makers of this 1998 slushball to shovel on the sentiment. However, he also has to contend with the whole melting thing. “OK, I’m back, but why a snowman?” Keaton asks. “Is it the name Jack Frost? Because that’s not even clever, that’s cheesy.” You said it, Jack.

‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’

Forget the lump of coal. Naughty people get punished by an ax-wielding psycho wearing a Santa suit in this controversial 1984 slasher film, which prompted protests at theaters where it was shown. Heavy on bloodshed and gratuitous nudity, it was a box-office success and spawned four sequels. The story follows a young boy named Billy, who is fearful of Santa’s wrath. As an adult, Billy deals with his issues by donning a red suit and chanting “Naughty! Punish!” as he dispatches sexually active teens. “What’s next?” asked film critic Leonard Maltin. “The Easter Bunny as a child molester?”

‘Surviving Christmas’

A contemporary stab at the worst Christmas movie of all time, this 2004 comedy starred Ben Affleck as a spoiled millionaire who hires a suburban Chicago clan to be his family at Christmas time. Ben forces the likes of Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) to wear a Santa hat — but sadly, he doesn’t get whacked. “So dreadful, Fox released it theatrically in October just so they could put it out of its misery by releasing it on video the following December,” said eFilmCritic’s Souter.

‘Eight Crazy Nights’

Adam Sandler’s 2002 animated gross-out musical-comedy celebrates the Festival of Lights, whose candles should have been used to torch the master print. Sandler provides the voice of Davey Stone, a drunk who is ordered by a judge to spend the holiday performing community service as the assistant referee for a youth basketball league. His redemption involves lots of potty humor, including one character rolling down a hill in a portable toilet. “A holiday film for the whole family,” wrote the Chicago Reader’s J.R. Jones, “provided the whole family is obsessed with human waste.”

‘Jingle All the Way’

Arnold Schwarzenegger dashes through the snow on Christmas Eve in hapless pursuit of an action figure for his son. But laughs are even harder to find in this distressing 1996 slapstick farce, whose box-office failure started Schwarzenegger’s descent from A-list status. Now California’s governor, Schwarzenegger has yet to live down the holiday turkey. When his four ballot measures were rejected by California voters in November 2005, Tonight Show host Jay Leno quipped: “This has to be the worst day Arnold’s had since that movie Jingle All the Way came out.”

Kathie Lee Gifford’s Christmas specials

Regis Philbin’s former Live co-host starred during the 1990s in annual CBS holiday specials that featured her husband, Frank Gifford, and their children. Washington Post television critic Tom Shales probably clinched his Pulitzer Prize with his scathing reviews of them. Shales called 1995′s Kathie Lee: Home for Christmas, “a sickeningly saccharine vanity production that should really have been titled O Come, Let Us Adore Me.” Her 1998 outing, Kathie Lee Gifford: Christmas Every Day, led him to ask: “What’s the difference between the 24-hour flu and a Kathie Lee Gifford Christmas special? Twenty-three hours.”

Source: MTV

MTV has posted a new Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer behind-the-scenes clip which features Jessica Alba (aka The Invisible Woman) giving you a tour of the set and art department. You can watch the clip at the link above!

Directed by Tim Story, the sequel hits theaters on June 15.

Source: Superhero Hype!

Superhero Hype! has learned that we’ll be seeing new trailers from Warner Bros. Pictures for TMNT (“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”) and 300 this week. It looks like the TMNT trailer will be playing in theaters with “Unaccompanied Minors” (Dec. 8th), “Eragon” (Dec. 15th) and “Arthur and the Invisibles” (Dec. 15th). The second 300 trailer looks to be hitting theaters with Mel Gibson’s “Apocalypto”. We expect these trailers will be online very soon as well.

As always, be sure to check with your local theater to see if a trailer is playing with a specific movie, as every location can be different.

Source: ThinkGeek

If your lifelong dream was to watch 128×128 video on a watch like the one you had in 8th grade, well, now you can die happy. The same watch as sold on Brando, but about $10 cheaper for the 2GB version and ships from inside the US. Of course, the thing uses an OLED display, which means it’s going to be a bit harder to watch outdoors. But if you buy the watch, what are the chances you’ll be going outdoors?

Besides the 128×128 pixel, 1.5-inch screen, the thing can display the time and date (how does it do that?), plays back MP3/WMA, and even has voice recording. Great for surrupticiously recording yourself being fleeced by the local mechanic. What do you mean it costs $79.99 for an oil change?