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Jedi Gym

Jan 9th, 2012 Posted in humor, sci-fi | Comments Off


 

Former swordplay trainer to the stars and Star Wars fanatic Jeremy Flynn recently opened “Jedi Gym”, a fitness center in Torrance, CA where members channel characters from the Star Wars film series to work out, meditate, and improve their lives.

“Star Wars is all about the Hero’s Journey, and so is working out,” says Flynn, ” you leave home, battle your demons, and hopefully return home stronger.”

Flynn is frustrated with his students’ lack of commitment and focus, but when a 7-foot man in an incredibly authentic Darth Vader suit arrives at the gym, Flynn thinks he’s found his dream student.

Instead, Flynn and his students learn, first hand, about how powerful the Dark Side can be…

Penn State Coach hires attorney connected to the Sandusky pedo case… and joke writes itself

Nov 14th, 2011 Posted in entertainment, humor, sports | Comments Off

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves…

Last week when the Jerry Sandusky story broke, we learned that his autobiography is ACTUALLY named…

Touched: The Jerry Sandusky story

but wait it gets BETTER!!!

Today… and I am literally giggling while I write this, we learn that assistant Penn State football coach Mike McQueary has retained the Harrisburg law firm… wait for it…

Strokoff and Cowden.

I * KID * YOU * NOT

Reviews for the latest podcast…

Nov 11th, 2011 Posted in humor, politics, press | Comments Off

After listening to our latest show, listener Rob Bielan wrote:

Some are calling this site “GENIOUS” and the FUTURE of talk radio/ pod casts- Also voted by 12 of 12 Nerds as the “Howard Stern Show” for the next Generation!

5 Stars by the East Wing of Inmates at the Hudson County Corrections Facility-

I Laughed, I shook my head, I spit water our of my mouth!!! (Rob Bielan)

Check it, and become hooked _Support a Bayonne Nerd & just listen_

Remember that restaurant that banned kids? Out of business. Just kidding. Business is up 20%

Nov 5th, 2011 Posted in humor, politics | one comment »

From WTAE in Pittsburgh:

MONROEVILLE, Pa. — In July, McDain’s Restaurant started a ban on children younger than 6. The story quickly spread from Monroeville and went viral on the Internet, being featured on CNN and Yahoo!
Four months later, owner Mike Vuick told Channel 4 Action News that he has seen a 20 percent increase in business at his eatery on Broadway Boulevard.

#OccupyMyAss

Oct 21st, 2011 Posted in humor | Comments Off

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Death to those who leave Islam (through high cholesterol)

Oct 15th, 2011 Posted in humor | Comments Off

From reddit today, this guy says: “My friends made this to me after I gave up Islam.”

When you breed a goat with a sheep, is the baby called a geep or a shoat?

Oct 13th, 2011 Posted in humor, weird news | Comments Off

The NZHERALDNo kidding – it’s a geep.

When Taieri farmer Graeme Wallace brought a mob of ewes and lambs in for tailing this week, he thought the wool was being pulled over his eyes.

“I thought, ‘what the hell is this? Is it a goat or is it a lamb?’

“No, it’s a 50/50,” Mr Wallace recalled. He thought fleetingly that the ewe mothering the mystery animal could have had a dead lamb and adopted a kid, but decided against it.

‘Half-Life’s’ Crowbar Inspires Geek Meme Collider

May 14th, 2010 Posted in entertainment, games, humor, nerd culture, science | Comments Off

This is just such a great article on nerd culture and how it influences science and technology, while at the same time science and technology influences us nerds as we grow excited about what can be for the future. For the purposes of this article it seems to me that geek & nerd are fairly interchangeable.

If you have ever played the game Half-Life then you are aware of the storyline of the bespectacled  scientist with a goatee battling aliens and creatures not of this earth. You know the nerdiness & sheer fun of not using a gun in the game, but rather a crow bar as a weapon against the aliens.

If you are a nerd or science buff then you are aware of the Large Hadron Collider. You may have read more than one alarmist comment on how the LHC will cause the end of the world, open up a rift in time, and/or a great many other evil things.

Read on, laugh and admire how awesome this is:

These people are geeks. And they are the Internet’s unofficial hall monitors.

This is not an insult; it’s a badge of honor. Geeks can help give context to the scientific community. Thanks to the Internet, scientists find themselves and their work increasingly scrutinized, absorbed and distributed by legions of geeks worldwide.

Scientists have this incredible, laser-vision approach to specific disciplines, but it takes a geek to make the less-obvious connections. Just as geeks spotted an unassuming electrical engineer in the background of a publicity photo and made a connection to the “Half-Life” character, their cultural depth is different from that of the scientists. And the geeks comfortably straddle both worlds.

It was the geeks who grasped the importance of the LHC, who knew the questions to ask about the project, and who made winking connections to all manner of science fiction, from creation of out-of-control black holes to time travel jokes to science fiction references and other video game references.

Oil Leaking Uncontrollably into the Gulf? Nuke it!

May 14th, 2010 Posted in humor, science, technology | Comments Off

From Slashdot, “The oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico could be stopped with an underground nuclear blast” according to Russian newspaper Komsomoloskaya Pravda.

“‘The underground explosion moves the rock, presses on it, and, in essence, squeezes the well’s channel.’ It’s so simple, in fact, that the Soviet Union used this method five times to deal with petrocalamities, and it only didn’t work once.”

GameStation owns your soul

Apr 15th, 2010 Posted in entertainment, games, humor, nerd culture, technology | Comments Off

GameStation has today revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of customers, thanks to a clause it secretly added to the online terms and conditions for the official GameStation website.

Read the story here.