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I “virually” want to buy… nothing

Nov 9th, 2011 Posted in games, nerd culture, press, technology | one comment »

Zynga is a company that makes money by selling nothing. Or, to be fair, by selling imaginary things, like tractors that plow farms on Facebook.

A “virtual good” is the term of art for an industry that minted $9 billion last year alone. Zynga is America’s first virtual goods company to file an initial public offering. The IPO is expected to go through before Thanksgiving and will test whether the company’s modern day alchemy — turning virtual goods into real money — is a game-changer for the gaming industry.

Misiek Piskorski is a professor at Harvard Business School. His job: to play and study popular online games like Cityville by Zynga.

“I forgot to come back to my city, so some of my plants have withered away,” Piskorski explains as he plays the game on Facebook. “My friends actually have been kind enough to come back and unwither some of my plants.”

Piskorski harvests his virtual crop and sells to a local grocer. Not for cash — at least, not the green, folding type. His money, like his goods, is virtual.

But for 5 percent of Zynga’s 200 million monthly users, that’s not the case. They buy a special currency to get ahead in the game, without relying on friends for help.

Or, Piskorski explains, they use the virtual money to buy luxury condos, yachts — goods that don’t have a use per se, but are “just really beautiful to look at.”

Zynga raked in $1 billion this last year, in sales of virtual tractors that plow virtual farms, or avatars that embody gamers’ Web personas.

Lady Gaga released her album “Born This Way” on Farmville in May 2011.

Tierra Cates, 19, sells Zynga currency at a CVS in Washington, D.C. She points to a shelf lined with pre-paid cards for Starbucks, Loews theaters and other businesses. One card has a goofy duck waddling up a pasture. It’s for Farmville, Zynga’s original mega-hit.

“I’ve seen kids come in with their parents and cry for these cards,” Cates says. “My dad does it, too. And I think it’s like, ridiculous.”

Traditional video games make you pay up front. Zynga inverted the model: play for free. And, once you’re hooked, pay to get ahead.

Revenue from virtual goods has helped Zynga kick the addiction to ad revenue — the curse of online businesses. The ads it does feature enhance the game. American Express sponsors blue virtual windmills that help grow crops. Lady Gaga sexed up the scene by releasing her album Born This Way on Gagaville.

Zynga officials declined an interview because, they said, they’re in a “quiet period” required by the Securities and Exchange Commission before the IPO.

Eric Ries, author of The New York Times bestseller The Lean Start Up, is a Zynga fan. To be more precise, he’s a defender of virtual goods. For skeptics who think virtual goods aren’t real, he has this retort: “I don’t think that you’re using the word ‘real’ correctly.”

Fashionistas spend $2,000 on a Prada handbag. Gamers spend $20 on an imaginary tractor or avatar or sword. It’s the same, Ries says, except “the virtual objects are all tied to the specific environment in which they were developed.” A sword purchased in the game World of Warcraft can’t be taken into the real world, or into other games.

Sam Hamadeh, CEO of PrivCo, sifts through the financial data of private corporations and isn’t so sure that virtual goods sales are anything more than a fad. Yet he estimates Zynga is worth $5 billion. Others say $20 billion.

Jobs said. “I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product. I’m willing to go thermonuclear war on this.”

Oct 21st, 2011 Posted in technology | Comments Off

From Gizmodo: Walter Isaacson’s new biography of Steve Jobs (titled simply Steve Jobs) comes out next week, but the Associated Press was able to buy a copy early and proceeds to drop some bombs, just like Jobs himself.

“I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple’s $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong,” Jobs said. “I’m going to destroy Android, because it’s a stolen product. I’m willing to go thermonuclear war on this.”

“I don’t want your money. If you offer me $5 billion, I won’t want it. I’ve got plenty of money. I want you to stop using our ideas in Android, that’s all I want.”

Read more on Gizmodo

Nude what? I think things are getting way retarded!

Oct 20th, 2011 Posted in games, press, technology | Comments Off

I was looking thru a few different sites and came across this.  NUDE GAMING? I have said it before… but NOW I have seen it all.  LOL

I am a fan of nakedness… especially of the female kind, but this is way out there.  I mean… is that a joystick or are you just happy to see me?

The New Roku LT has HBO Go and HD costs next to nothing (which is $59)

Oct 11th, 2011 Posted in nerd culture, technology, toys | Comments Off

While trolling the net  for a web streamer I cam across the Roku.  This device is a Techie’s wet steaming dream.  Compact, Reliable, and best of all cheap (Starting price is $59 for the Roku HD).  There are 3 different versions… obviously the more features, the bigger the price tag.  Check out the links… I’m drooling already!  Look at that AWESOME purple!!!

http://gizmodo.com/5848475/the-new-roku-lt-only-costs-50-

http://shop.roku.com/

 

iPhone 4S and the passing of Steve Jobs

Oct 6th, 2011 Posted in nerd culture, personal, press, technology | Comments Off

I was pleasantly surprised to hear that Sprint will be getting the new iPhone.  Guess what has two thumbs and Sprint wireless service??? THIS GUY!! I am actually overjoyed to be honest.  I remember back in the day (which was a Thursday) when I got my first iPhone from AT&T and was like… “This is the coolest phone ever!!!” and then got hit with the first bill.  I was extremely sad and cracked that bitch as fast as possible and jumped to T-Mobile.  With cellular plans dirt cheap these days this is gonna be super sweet.  SO, I call Sprint to get the skinny and was told there is no auto upgrade like Verizon did when the iPhone became available and the price-tag was $549 for the phone.  Then it hit me! BANG! My mother needs a phone, so, I’m adding another line… getting the iPhone for 199.99, and when it comes I’m swapping numbers and giving her my old phone (which is the Samsung Epic and only 6 months old) and I gots myself a brand spanking new iPhone.  I know… I’m a genius.

I also wanted to hit on another Topic… The Passing of Steve Jobs.  I am a PC person, but was kinda saddened by the passing of Steve Jobs more then then I thought, and especially for someone I have never personally met.  Then while chatting with this sites creator over a few drinks started to realize how many jokes could come from this… I laughed so hard I cried… it was duel feelings.  I have listed a few of them below and some links to sites below:

iDied – Steve Jobs

The new iPhone 4S will do everything…. but cure cancer

The Republicans were right… We did lose Jobs under Obama

 

http://molempire.com/2011/10/06/worst-steve-jobs-is-dead-jokes/

http://slacktory.com/2011/10/the-best-jokes-about-steve-jobs-death/

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/691399.html

 

Back in the Saddle again…

Oct 6th, 2011 Posted in comics, games, movies, nerd culture, personal, press, sci-fi, technology, toys | Comments Off

Greetings… I’m back.  For all of you that remember me in 2007/2008 I was the cool guy with all the interesting things to read about.  For those who don’t… well… I don’t remember you either, so I guess we are even.

Neil has embarked on another great adventure in his life and I have been asked to come aboard to SS Jewish Guilt to bring some of my useless knowledge and witty banter.  How you all enjoy.  I will do my best.

Cheer!

 

Pakistan blocks YouTube

May 20th, 2010 Posted in politics, technology | Comments Off

Today Pakistan blocked off YouTube. They also blocked facebook recently (see excerpts from article below).

This is very good news. At current count Pakistan has blocked 450 websites on the Internet.

I enjoy the logic the used. Originally just the offending page was blocked, but then lawyers pushed to block the whole website because the website allowed that page to exist.

I would implore the government to block ALL of the Internet, because the Internet brought you the website that brought you the webpage. In turn you might also want to take away all of the computers as well, because they brought you the Internet that brought you the website that brought you the webpage.

You can see where I am going with this. Soon, Pakistan will be reduced to basic rock tools. Hopefully all other Islamic cultures will follow suit as well. This will make the world a safer place.

from MSNBC:

“The Facebook page “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!” encourages users to post images of the prophet on May 20 to protest threats made by a radical Muslim group against the creators of the animated American television series “South Park” for depicting Muhammad in a bear suit during an episode earlier this year.

“Public sentiment has been growing,” said Siraj, the Nayatel CEO. “The government was monitoring it and there seemed to be public unrest, so it had to take a decision.”

In an attempt to respond to public anger over the Facebook dispute, the Pakistani government ordered Internet service providers in the country to block the controversial page Tuesday.

But members of the Islamic Lawyers Forum asked the Lahore High Court on Wednesday to order the government to fully block Facebook because it allowed the page to be posted in the first place.

The regulatory body said it has blocked more than 450 Internet links containing offensive material, but it is unclear how many of the links were blocked in the last two days.”

The Air Force uses 2,000 PS3′s for “dirt cheap” computing

May 14th, 2010 Posted in technology | Comments Off

“the 500 TeraFLOPS Heterogeneous Cluster powered by PS3s but connected to subcluster heads of dual-quad Xeons with multiple GPGPUs.”

Just as the Air Force was completing their project:

“The Air Force team ordered the hardware, spent days unboxing it and imaging each unit to run Linux, and then… Sony removed the Linux install option a couple months later. (One can only imagine what happened to those 2,000 PS3 controllers and other unneeded accessories.)”

Very interesting article.

Four Nerds and a Cry to Arms Against Facebook

May 14th, 2010 Posted in technology | Comments Off

I left facebook a few months back. I haven’t missed it. I am not the only one. As more privacy concerns arise every day, I came across this article from the NY Times, here are some highlights:

How angry is the world at Facebook for devouring every morsel of personal information we are willing to feed it?

A few months back, four geeky college students… decided to build a social network that wouldn’t force people to surrender their privacy to a big business. It would take three or four months to write the code, and they would need a few thousand dollars each to live on.

They gave themselves 39 days to raise $10,000, using an online site, Kickstarter, that helps creative people find support.

They announced their project on April 24. They reached their $10,000 goal in 12 days

Oil Leaking Uncontrollably into the Gulf? Nuke it!

May 14th, 2010 Posted in humor, science, technology | Comments Off

From Slashdot, “The oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico could be stopped with an underground nuclear blast” according to Russian newspaper Komsomoloskaya Pravda.

“‘The underground explosion moves the rock, presses on it, and, in essence, squeezes the well’s channel.’ It’s so simple, in fact, that the Soviet Union used this method five times to deal with petrocalamities, and it only didn’t work once.”